I got this survey from kleptomaniacal's journal, who stole it from someone, who stole it again......
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "And how is the Creature from the Black Lagoon?" ~Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (whose a god)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: air. not the band...
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Oprah is on right now...talking about how WONDERFUL her house is. Bitch.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 11:10 pm
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 11:23 pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: me typing, Oprah, Rufus meowing
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: Getting out of the car and walking into the house.
9: What are you wearing?: PJs
10: Did you dream last night? i don't remember
11: When did you last laugh? about a half hour ago, while IM-ing with Jodi and her sister
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Cat tree, birdcage, couch, chair, TV, me, Cali, Rufus, Rio...Oprah
13: Seen anything weird lately? I saw a baby parakeet attacking a baby cockatiel at Alsip Nursery. The workers were laughing and I got yelled at for trying to get it to stop.
14: What do you think of this quiz? Gives me something to do while my porn is downloading. (that was written by kleptomaniacal, and is too funny to delete) But yeah, I'm waiting for the video for Nancy Boy by Placebo to finish downloading.
15: What is the last film you saw? In the theater: Van Helsing. At home: the first half of Big Fish
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A 23 mega pixel camera.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I shot a dog once...it was gonna attack me!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? kill the president
19: Do you like to dance? no **shift eyes**
20: George Bush. Antichrist?: not the antichrist...just an idiot
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Frankie (YES, its' a girl's name too)
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? anyTHING but Matt, Dave, or John...I know too many of them already. How 'bout Jack?
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? Japan, Australia, Alaska, Europe, Ireland, L.A. Just anywhere but Beecher.
23: Will you pass on this survey? This is a test?! **cheats off of person next to me**
Now, everyone else take this survey... Current Mood: blah